Ok so my day gets even better. Jared also had his dentist appointment today and I decided to go with him and take Boston so that he could start to get a feel for it so that when he actually needs to go to the dentist he isn't totally freaked. We are sitting there while Jared is getting his teeth cleaned and this is what proceeds to happen...
Me: "Jared you will have to make your appointment on a Friday..."
Boston: "Mommy you don't call him Jared..."
Me: "Oh? what do I call him..."
Boston: "You call him Babe..."
Me: "Oh that's right....what do I call you?"
Hygienist: "What does your mommy call you when she is mad at you?"
This is where it gets oh so interesting. I don't call Boston anything but Boston even when I am mad. I don't call him by his whole name or anything like that so I am just waiting to see what he will say...he hesitates like he is really thinking about it.....
Boston: "Fweaking Idiot."
Oh my gosh....I started laughing so hard, along with everyone else. I could feel my face turning red as I began to realize that she probably totally thought that was the truth even though I have never in my life called him that....he has heard Jared say that many times in the car. Than it gets better....
Boston: "FWEAKING IDIOT!"
He said it over and over again cause everyone was laughing. I kept telling him to stop, but there was no stopping him. I didn't even know what to say....it's not like she would believe me if I was like, "No I don't call him that...." I was in shock that he had said that. Then to top it off she says a little under her breath
Hygienist:"Family secret comes out...."
I was so embarrassed.
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